Synopsis:
Large pizza with pepperoni, sausage and DEATH! Terror is served up piping hot as the main entrée from Thick‘N‘Long‘s Pizza in this teen horror comedy.
Other side dishes of humiliation, nudity, hypnotism, sex, murder, more sex, group sex and a cameo appearance by Bobby Trendy are delivered in this tale of retribution.
Zaffo is a part-time janitor, part-time pizza delivery man. A group of teens force Zaffo to engage in homoerotic degradation at the schoolyard, the last straw in Zaffo’s level of tolerance.
Consulting a psychic (the Amazing Robaire), and getting advice from an outrageously effeminate and gay pizza customer (in a cameo by Bobby Trendy), Zaffo "delivers" his payback. He makes the boys pay for their words and actions, utilizing hypnosis, trigger words, pizza cutters, and a pas de deux of death. Zaffo makes an "extra large pie" to satiate his appetite for the ultimate settling of scores.
No one escapes the wrath of the disgruntled employee or the terror he serves one slice at a time. Whether it be from the dumpster, on the playground, or in an old, dilapidated shack, Zaffo will show everyone what it feels like to be HUMILIATED.
Bon apetit! |
